Sound Off Column - December 2009

December 31, 2009

Volume 90

1. CELEBRITY Sound Off Column End Of Year Awards
2. CELEBRITY Cute Kids
3. CELEBRITY Cute Couples
4. CELEBRITY Out And About
5. CELEBRITY Funny Photos
6. SPORTS Photos
7. SPIRITUAL New Beginnings

CELEBRITY Sound Off Column End Of Year Awards

Megan Fox (right)

The Too Much Information Award: Megan Fox - for telling the world so much about you it started a backlash, winning you the ~~prestigious~~ comical "Worst Actress Of 2009" award. Less is more and I'm not talking about your wardrobe. Dental floss was not meant to wear as fashion.

Someone please help Lady Gaga

Craziest Clothes: Lady Gaga - cocaine was not meant to inspire fashion choices. Leave the drugs alone, Gaga.

Beyonce

Most Nonsensical Music: Beyonce - learn English and stop stealing everyone else's music and turning it into nonsense.

Jay-Z

Most Delusional: Jay-Z - for proclaiming himself the new king of pop, not even 6 months after Michael Jackson passed away. Tasteless!

Chris Brown

Biggest Fall From Grace: Chris Brown and Rihanna - they started the year on top of the charts with steady record sales and ended it the most talked about and disliked couple in pop culture.

Kanye West and Taylor Swift

Most Annoying Acceptance Speech: Kanye West - for giving an acceptance speech for an award he didn't even win (see Taylor Swift incident). Stop hogging the mic.

Megan Fox

Best Plastic Surgery: Megan Fox - proof good plastic surgery can give someone with little acting ability a career.

Madonna

Worst Plastic Surgery: Madonna - most people usually look better after plastic surgery (see Megan Fox) but each time Madonna emerges from the operating table, she gives Gollum a run for his money.

CELEBRITY Cute Kids

Actress, Halle Berry and daughter Nahla Aubry:

Nahla: Dude, you're blocking my shot!

Nahla: not them again

Liverpool soccer player Steven Gerrard, his wife Alex Curran and their daughters Lexie and Lilly Ella:

Director, Spike Lee and his daughter Satchel and son Jackson:

Model, Heidi Klum and pretty look alike daughter Helene:

CELEBRITY Cute Couples

Singer Marc Anthony and actress Jennifer Lopez

CELEBRITY Out And About

Halle Berry:

Actress Jennifer Lopez:

Supermodel Iman:

Actress Phylisha Rashad:

Actress Kelly Brook:

Singer Katherine Jenkins:

Designer Jasmine Guinness:

CELEBRITY Funny Photos

Michael Jordan: so you're saying, if I sing to you, I won't have to pay this parking ticket! (joking)

Finally, someone taller than Michael Phelps (left) Shaquille O'Neal (right)

SPORTS Photos

Liverpool's Steven Gerrard:

French soccer player Thierry Henry:

Michael Owen:

Theo Walcott:

Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal in a cookie factory:

French tennis player Jo Wilfried Tsonga:

Tennis players Jo Wilfried Tsonga and Fernando Verdasco in China:

SPIRITUAL New Beginnings

Life doesn't always work out the way one plans. But as long as we are alive, no matter how young or old we are, we have the opportunity to find a new beginning. We can start again. Relaunch that dream, that marriage, that career, that friendship.

Let 2010 be a time of new beginnings for you, with God watching over you and through prayer, improve the life He has given you. Help those around you. I challenge you to keep trying and to keep going for your dreams. God loves you.